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The Zafaris guide to sexy pools and where to find them

There’s a moment in the pre-dawn hush of the African wild when the world holds its breath. The stars are still out, the campfire’s nothing but embers, and your tent is just beginning to feel like a place of rest. And then it happens. A guttural, gurgling, hiccup-snort-roar erupts metres from your head.

Forget everything you think you know about a safari. Simba is not going to turn and wink at you from a ridge as the sun rises over the savannah. No elephant is going to pause politely for your selfie. And hyenas do not sound like Whoopi Goldberg. Africa is not a Disney movie, and thank heavens for that.

You’ve booked the safari. The excitement is building. You’ve got your itinerary sorted. But wait - what are you going to wear? Yes, safari fashion is a thing, and it’s more than just throwing on khakis and calling it a day. If you want to feel comfortable, stay stylish, and blend into your surroundings (without standin
There’s a moment in June, maybe early July, when the sand shifts underfoot in northern Botswana and the air smells faintly of something coming. Not rain. Not storm. But water, nonetheless. A long, slow surge winding its way down from Angola - not in a roar, but in a whisper. The Okavango flood has arrived.

There’s something deliciously humbling about pointing your lens at a lion mid-yawn or catching that exact moment a lilac-breasted roller lifts into flight. Africa doesn’t just do drama - it delivers it in natural light, with minimal direction, and zero retakes. So whether you’re toting a lens the size of a missile or just relying on your ever-loyal phone camera, here’s how to choose the right destination for your dream photographic safari - and what kit (or lack thereof) will get the job done.

It's the question that haunts our inboxes and confuses algorithms across the safari. Ask the internet what the best time to go on safari is and it will throw you charts, graphs, temperature ranges, and generalisations so sweeping they could double as weather patterns themselves. But here’s the truth no one wants to say out loud: there is no perfect time. Because safari isn’t a show with scheduled intervals - it’s a living, shifting, gloriously unscripted performance, and every month offers something extraordinary (and something it stubbornly withholds)...









